Decisions, Decisions... Vinyl Sticker | Indecisive and Broke | Premium Vinyl Sticker | UV Protection Sticker

If decision-making was a paid gig, you’d still be broke. Why? Because you can’t make up your damn mind. This vinyl sticker perfectly sums up the lives of those who overthink, procrastinate, and agonize over every little choice until it’s too late. No decisions, no dollars, no problem—just a lifetime of “maybe.”

Stick this on your laptop, water bottle, or anything else that requires zero commitment and proudly showcase your inability to make a single solid decision. Sometimes, doing nothing is worse than making a bad call, but hey—at least you can laugh about it now.

Features:

• Top-Tier Vinyl: Unlike your decision-making process, this sticker is straightforward—just peel, stick, and move on (if you can). It’s weatherproof, durable, and fade-resistant, no thinking required.

• Easy Application: No choices here—just peel and slap it on. No agonizing over where it should go; anywhere will do (eventually).

• Versatile Placement: Stick it wherever you can’t decide on anything. Your laptop, water bottle, or fridge could all use a reminder that overthinking doesn’t pay.

Material:

• Indecision-Proof Vinyl: Designed for the chronically undecided, this high-quality vinyl is weatherproof, long-lasting, and durable. It won’t fade, even if your ability to choose does.

Fit:

• Goes Wherever You Don’t Want to Decide: Whether it’s your laptop, phone, or car, this sticker fits your life, no matter how much time you waste thinking about where to put it.

Available Sizes:

• 3” – A tiny reminder that overthinking won’t get you anywhere.

• 5.5” – Just the right size to say, “Yeah, I still haven’t decided on anything.”

• 8” – Loud and clear, just like that voice in your head second-guessing everything.

Care Instructions:

• Simple, No-Decision Care: Clean with a damp cloth if needed, but don’t worry about it too much—it’ll be fine no matter what you (don’t) do.

Why You’ll Love It:

• For the Overthinkers: If you’ve ever stared at a menu for too long or spent hours debating a minor life choice, this sticker’s for you.

• Hilariously Relatable: Who hasn’t been frozen by indecision? This sticker captures the essence of overthinking in a fun, sarcastic way.

• Built to Outlast Your Thoughts: Durable and weatherproof, it’ll last even through your next existential crisis about what to have for lunch.

• Perfect for Fellow Indecisives: This is the ultimate gift for anyone who can never make up their mind—or who thinks maybe they can, but also maybe not.