Couldn’t Care Less Bunny Vinyl Sticker | Cute & Funny Animal Sticker

“Couldn’t Care Less” Bunny Sticker – For When You’ve Absolutely Hit Peak Apathy

Why even pretend you give a damn anymore? Slap this whimsical, passive-aggressive bunny on your laptop, water bottle, or journal to broadcast that sweet, sweet indifference to the world. With its arms raised in an epic shrug and a face that says, “Oh, you wanted effort? Lol, nope,” this bunny is the ultimate mascot for your zero-fucks-given lifestyle.

• High-Quality Print: Because even if you couldn’t care less, we did (for some reason).

• Weatherproof: So it’ll stay intact even if your enthusiasm doesn’t.

• Perfect for Literally Anywhere: Put it on your planner, because you won’t be using that either

Whether you’re skipping meetings, ignoring deadlines, or just tuning out the world, this bunny has your back, front, and wherever else you stick it. Ideal for people who are tired of pretending they care but still somehow manage to shop online.

Material:

• Premium-quality vinyl that lasts longer than your interest in, well, most things.

• Matte finish to ensure it doesn’t look too shiny or enthusiastic—because who needs that?

Fit:

• Perfect for laptops, water bottles, phone cases, or any surface that just needs a touch of “I couldn’t care less.”

• Won’t interfere with your existential crisis, fits snugly onto your apathy.

• Why are you reading the Fit section for a sticker anyway?

Care Instructions:

• No need to stress. It’s durable enough to survive the lack of care. Just avoid scrubbing it like it owes you money.

• If it gets dirty, give it a lazy wipe with a damp cloth. Or don’t. The bunny doesn’t care, so why should you?

Available Sizes:

• 3 inches (for a subtle nod to your complete indifference).

• 5.5 inches (for when you’re slightly more expressive about not giving a damn).

• 8 inches (the bold, “I absolutely don’t care” option, because why hold back?).

Why You’ll Love It:

• You’ll love it because it’s the easiest way to express your apathy without actually having to say anything.

• The bunny gets you. It’s here for you when you can’t be bothered to be here for anything else.

• Durable, weatherproof, and sticking around longer than your last hobby, it’s the perfect companion for your couldn’t-care-less attitude.